This is 50

This is our 50th post and it is nice to reach this milestone.

We appreciate your viewership.

As a token of our appreciation here at Club SEBU, we have decided to run down all of the previous posts, providing a brief summary containing the focal points of each.

I am going to try to keep each synopsis to only one sentence, but forgive me when I likely go over that quota.

I have a tendency to over explain...

I also hyperlinked each post so if you are like me and have forgotten what each title means, you have the luxury of refreshing your memory with a simple click of a button...

Without further ado, I present to you This is 50.

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1. The Real is Back. Revamped. Refreshed.

I returned back from a very long hiatus; only to share long-winded stories that make me laugh more than they make anyone else laugh.

2. Never Forget the Roots

This is all of the old blog posts from the college version of the Club SEBU blog; raw and unfiltered.  Forgive me and my youthful ways...

3. Filter Me

I still cannot stand the dog filter on Snapchat...

4. Club SEBU Podcast

Yeah...about that podcast...my bad.

5. I Promise They Won't Speak

 Although a great friend, Simba may never be able to hold a quality conversation.

6. There Is Always Chapstik in my Sock

It's still there..only when I don't have pockets to protect it with.

7. Give a Man a Fish, He'll Eat for a Day...Give a Thief your Wallet, He'll Run Forever

It's better to know where your wallet is than to let someone take it right out of your hands...or your unattended book bag.

8. Everybody's Free to Wear Sunscreen

Yes...everybody.

9. Where Did The Water Go?

It is somewhere on a television set that was designed to make the viewer believe that they can recreate the same activities at home...

10. Put The Knowledge Where My Eyes Can See

Do not underestimate the importance of knowing information before speaking on it...or you can underestimate it and I promise I will enjoy it thoroughly.

11. There Once Was A Boy Named Karate

I always knew he was fictional character...

12. The Snow Is Way Too High, You Need To Cut It

It will need to be shoveled whether you like it or not.

13. Hypothetically Speaking, Of Course

Obviously just a hypothetical question...right?

14. Hello NCAA,

Still haven't heard from them.

15. The Chocolate Skeleton

The first step is accepting...

16. Caught Outside...Now What?

How about nothing...thanks for the uncomfortable and disappointing laughs though.

17. On The Eve of Appreciation

Flowers must be watered routinely or they will not survive, which is particularly identical to relationships.

18. First Day of School

Tears will flow, but please do not go...home that is...because that's a bad habit.

19. Sprite

Oh how I wish this post was about the drink...

20. A Dose of Patience

My baseball career is a little better than you might expect, but I'm probably over-exaggerating. 

21. Divided by 1

I have no intentions to let my groceries end up on your receipt.

22. Writer's Block

6 years too long...

23. Frozen Stage: Third Time's a Charm

So thrilled that I got to relive this 'amazing' memory today...so thrilled.

24. The Richie & Simba Show

Just a dog and his friend...

25. Stuck In The Snow

I still don't like the snow...

26. Substantial Dialogue

If you listen, you will know...if you don't listen, they will still appreciate you pretending to...

27. Video Phone

Put it down for a second, maybe.

28. Mirror, Mirror on the Wall...2.0

The one with answers after all.

29. Pad & Paper Series

I think I'm going to post a new one some time this week.  It has been a while.

30. Feeling Great, Feeling Good, How Are You?

Thank you Outkast for asking me this question back in 2003...

31. Follow The Leader

Take that responsibility once and a while.  You might like it...

32. Time Away

Not all time away is created equally, therefore embrace every second of it and make it count.

33. Facebook Fighting

Never solved anything.

34. How About A Different Game

You know when you get hit in the nose, and your eyes start to water up a little bit...?

35. Harambe: 1 Year Removed

Go see War for the Planet of the Apes.

36. Circled Around The Elephant

The elephant did not choose to be inside of any rooms.

37. The Ugly Truth

TV dinners really have some explaining to do...

38. Round Mound of Rebound

Respect the honesty.

39. Posterized

I was probably better off recognizing that I couldn't jump as high as he could...

40. Shattered Glass

Patience is forever a virtue.

41. That's A Great Question

Indeed it is...

42. GPS

I'd be lying if I said I got any better at finding my car in the parking lots...

43. Zebra Stripes

I'd be lying if I said I want to ref any basketball games ever again...

44. I Just Called, To Say, Stop Calling

I'd be lying if I said I don't enjoy getting those telemarketing calls every once in a while.

45. Tree Bark

So much oxygen to take in from these trees...

46. 100 Years Prior

100 years in the future seems more realistic in my mind.

47. First Date Blues

Just eat the food...they will see you eat eventually anyways. 

48. Battle at the Playground

Richie - 0...Group of kids Richie naively challenged - 1

49. The Honeymoon Phase

Make it last longer than a couple months...or make it last the entire time.

And last but not least...

50. This is 50

I don't think I really have to hyperlink this or give a description do I?

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Here's to 50 more.

Until next time,

Long Live The People